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Monday, May 30, 2011

The Douchebag hat

So I know I don't blog that often. I've been busy reading the internet. And doing arts and crafts. Maybe I'll do some blog posts on them but for now I thought I throw up something sartorially minded.

You see, I have an affliction for hats. At any one stage there are 5 hats I want to buy. I have a box full of hats. No man in his 30's should have an american baseball cap and yet I have 6.

So this brings me to discuss this hat. I was taken by it as I wandered aimlessly through a shop. I have a habit of trying on hats and then once they fit I buy it. This one I didn't even look in the mirror.

The problem is that this is a hat for a 7 year old. Now if you are a lady you can get away with wearing a wooly hat with a bobble on the top of it. If you are a male and over the age of 7, you look like a douchebag. There is no avoiding it.

(Disclaimer: apologies to one of my followers who regularly wears said type of hat. Yes you can of course wear whatever you like but the world sees you and goes "where is that large 7 year old's mother?")

So that leaves me with a dilemma. I have a new hat -irrespective of it almost being summer- and yet I can't wear it outdoors without looking like an almighty dick.

The solution to this is to wear it indoors. Which is what I am doing right now. It has now become my blogging hat.

Thanks for stopping by... I promise next time to rotate the photos.

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